Thursday, 20 June 2013

Two freaking magpies

General crap: 

I'm all recovered now from my illness if not still slightly dehydrated.  That was rough as hell, I couldn't get out of bed and when I eventually could I couldn't walk more then a few steps without feeling like I'd been drinking drinking petrol.



Something really, really horrible happened to me a couple of months ago and I lost a lot of blood again but luckily I was on a week off from work and had my fiancee there to console me, well console each other really.  I'm having investigative surgery to find out why this has happened a second time and then a really simple operation under local anesthetic.  After a couple of days I should be back to work which is great as what I hated most about being ill is all that laying around in bed, I love to dance and not dancing for ages really pissed me off.   The physical scars have healed it's just these emotional ones that are killing me the most.  I know I have the rest of my life but now I have two huge holes in my heart and the pain wont go away.



Ladies I suggest getting yourself a PROPER bra fitting.  I'd been wearing a modest 32FF bra from M+S for ages now but I was having constant back pain and neck pain and on a myriad of painkillers for the pain.  Then, whilst on holiday I popped into a proper bra shop for a new bra and came out with a 28K measurement.  My new bra is fanbloodytastic, no more back pain, no more neck ache.  The girls are firmly supported. No more spilling out.  The nice lady told me that bra shops will just give you a wrong size so you buy from THEIR selection of bras. So the chick who told me I was a 32FF could obviously see I wasn't going to fit into one of their bras in my actual size.  I'm loving Figleaves and Bravissimo for the big booby ladies and Freya's S/S 2013 underwear is sooo pretty.  



I'm also so excited because I'm off to Amsterdam for my birthday with the most magik magic man in the world and a few others.  It's gonna be banging to put it bluntly in London terms.  



So what I really wanted to blog about was family. I thought I had a pretty good case when it came to crappy parents.  As you grow up you learn to just laugh at it and not let it affect you as much.  The alcoholic mother HAHA!  The deadbeat father who doesn't even know when my birthday is, hasn't spoken to me since January and used to sell Coke with a 3 year old me and a 6 yr old cousin in the flat, bloody hilarious!!  Haha just remembered the time he left me locked in his van for 4 hours while he went a shagged his girlfriend.  ROFL.   But that was until I met Ally's parents.  Jesus christ.  

The family is fit for Jeremy Kyle.  First he has the spiteful, twofaced, conniving sister with a motormouth and extreme maturity issues.  Brothers who avoid him because of his mothers craziness. and a stepmother who thinks she's a size 8 celebrity when really she is extremely overweight, bitchy as fook, and the entire family can't stand her.  Members of his extended family all shagging like rabbits, changing partners as often as they change their pants.  but worse then that is his mum and dad... hmm I can't decide which is worse but I'm thinking his mother so I will start with his dad.  His dad found a new gf and left poor little Al without a clue where his dad had gone, used to drink drive them home from days out, spent all his access days in the pub,  beat him up so badly that he was arrested,  some much other stuff that I don't want to say for privacy reasons but his dad is a prize pillock.  He has more money then sense and more chins then a Chinese phonebook (sorry I couldn't resist)  He seems to have forgotten his other kids and only cares about the two he's got now.  He doesn't deserve to call himself a father. He's more of a sperm donor and the way he treats AL is disgusting.  Allan has reached out and forgiven him so many times and Al's dad doesn't seem to remember this.

Ok here is the big one, his mum.  Would you toss your kid out in the snow with no coat? Make false allegations to the police because you're in a bad mood about criminal damage YOU inflicted yourself then blame it on your kid?  Treat all your kids like shit and constantly put your new bit of cock before them?  Give your own kid a serious complex and selfesteem issues? Never encourage them or support anything they do?  Yet more I can't say for privacy reasons but it makes my blood boil, I'm suprised Al has turned out how he has with those two for parents.  They do NOT deserve him.  Somehow he's managed to turn out OK.  His parents make mine look like saints.   I just hope he has a long, happy life away from them and doesn't let it affect him.  



That's enough about that.  Is anybody going to any festivals this year?  I'm thinking of Outlook in Croatia...



There is some happy news in my life though :D gonna write a blog about that later though because I need to choose a dress etc and I wanna blog about the dresses and colour schemes etc.



Had some bad luck recently and everyday I've been seeing just one single solitary magpie.  Bastards. I'm not superstitious about magpies until recently.  Life has just collapsed for everyone around me, seems like everyone is suddenly on the brink of collapse. So this morning I open my back door and see TWO magpies sitting on my shed, then suddenly the phone rings upstairs, the moneys been paid, the case has been dropped, I've got a job interview and the problems seem to suddenly be lifting.  

Those sneaky bastard magpies f***ing my shit up.  






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